Get Yer Hot, Fresh Conspiracy Theory Right Here!

Just spitballing.

Trump’s enemies are starting to understand they are stuck in the room with Trump, not the other way around.

Me @ SG

I’ve been wondering why Patrick Bryne, former CEO of and not (it’s important to know) a Trump supporter, was present in a White House meeting where Trump’s team basically laid-out enough clear, obvious evidence of massive voter fraud at every level to not only ensure Donnie TwoScoops another 4-years (at least) in the White House, but to land a whole lot of DeepStaters in jail in the process.

So here’s my totally off-the-wall theory. His purpose there was to signal to the DeepState that Donnie TwoScoops “has the goods” and that if they don’t want to be utterly and completely decimated in a Rubicon crossing the time to stand the fuck down is… right now.

And wouldn’t you know it – news out of WI (currently meat-puppet +20k) is that a judge yesterday found about 200k of Biden’s “votes” to be fraudulent – 9x what is needed to flip the state. I’ve long thought WI would be the first domino to fall, and it will be interesting if this is the start of a quiet cascade over the HOLIDAY WEEK (when nobody is paying attention) through MI, GA, NV, and finally PA to put Donaldus Rex back in the White House come 21JAN21 without a Rubicon crossing.

My basic premise is that I don’t think Trump wants to #CrossTheRubicon; he would just assume not have to “pin those maniacs to the Tarpeian Rock“, as it were. Trump very much desires a “status quo” solution where he can get 4-more years to work the (massive, obvious, pervasive) voter fraud problem (among many other Swamp Draining exercises) from the inside without having to resort to Imperial tactics. It’s reasonable, logical, and complies with his boomer civnat sensibilities. If required, and if literally every other avenue has been thoroughly exhausted, then and only then will Donaldus Rex embrace his Destiny.

Much better for Trump then that people come back from the holidays only to find out they don’t have a meat puppet for POTUS – it’s Trump II, The Revenge Of TwoScoops. Most will shrug their shoulders and go on with their lives. Some will set-fire to deep blue shithole cities, which I find to be totally acceptable. Donnie invokes the Insurrection Act to crush the rebellions (after letting them smolder and burn for a week or so), orders a nationwide end to all KungFlu lockdowns, arrests any and all hacks who defy said order, and starts passing out checks to the plebs (us), “paid-for” with cancelled foreign-held debt.

Personally, I can’t wait to see how this movie ends! Of course we all know the rest of the story, collapse is inevitable. But I would really love to have 4-more years to get my act more firmly together. Hell, 4-more years gets me to 59.5 and I can legally “retire” at that point!




For the shortest day of the year, it seems the CONgress is about to agree on another $1+ trillion in fresh debt under the guise of KungFlu “Relief”

Many thanks to @BlauBommel @ SG

I suppose it could be worse. No obvious or direct bailouts for Murderin’ Andy, Gavin Nuisance, and the rest of the failing blue-state shitholes (including, of course, mine). But it does include a YUGE bailout for Big College for some unexplained reason.

I suppose those will become the Reeducation Centers once Heels-Up Harris elbows-out Soros’ meat-puppet. So, gotta keep as many of them open as possible.

Helpful I suppose to remind everyone precisely who CONgress works for.

President Trump will probably sign this steaming pile of rancid pig shit, though he should veto it and dare CONgress to pass it over his veto. But, in the end, he probably knows it matters not. He embraces his Destiny and he’ll probably wipe-out many multiples of this in foreign debt. He doesn’t, and it just adds to the collapsing debt pile that will come-down on top of Gropey’s and Kneepads’ empty heads.

And honestly, I don’t give a tinkers’ damn about our ever exploding “national” “debt”. It’s all pretend money in any case. Print to infinity for all I care.

Added (2020-12-22): sure sounds like Donnie TwoScoops is fixing to veto this dog’s breakfast. Good. Hope he follows-through.


What does insurrection look like?


Well, I’m no genius on the subject but seems obvious it pretty much straight-up looks like this.

The Maricopa Board of Supervisors voted 4-1 today defy the state lawmakers and resist complying with legislative subpoenas. Instead of allowing a transparent audit, the board voted to file a lawsuit against lawmakers in Arizona state court to block the enforcement of the subpoenas.

Not suspicious at all. Nope, nothing to see here. Go watch some sportsball or jack-off to porn, pleb.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I would love nothing more than to have the power and ability to tell a state legislative body that issued a subpoena to me to go fuck themselves. Truly, I’d need to see a doctor for an erection lasting a whole fucking month.

But the fact that the state police in Arizona are not, currently, busting-down the doors of the county election offices and shooting anyone who might try to get in they way tells you all you need to know about the “integrity” of our “elections”.

But yeah, Rand Paul suggesting we should “tighten” “election” “laws” “in the future” is going to fix all of this. Yessiree! We’ll get’em next time!! Go team!! Send cash!!!


They’re Not Your Friends

Beware of people #FedPosting

A comment I made earlier today on a blog I follow seems important to document here, given what’s likely coming down the road presently – submitted without further comment…

If it hasn’t happened already you’re probably going to see an influx of new, unfamiliar nics here at this Smart MilBlog(tm) over the next couple of days and weeks. They are likely to sound a lot like many folks here but will be, well, let’s just say aggressive in their suggestions that Something Needs To Be Done About All This.

I’m sure all y’all know what I mean.

The Boss and COBs are no doubt aware of this and prepared, but it’s important to get reacquainted with some basic concepts


Oh, and if a COB or a regular is accusing you of #FedPosting? You may want to take a couple of deep breaths, switch to decaf, and maybe even go for a nice, long, relaxing walk before posting again.

Or you can file this under “Advice Nobody Asked For” and enjoy your future discussions with the regime’s security forces. Your call.




While the SCOTUS utterly punting their responsibility to adjudicate a legitimate dispute between the (allegedly) sovereign states of the United States is hardly optimal and certainly not what I wanted for a result, I find it to be perfectly clarifying.

There can be precisely no doubt where we are right now. There can be no pretenses, no delusions. We can no longer hold on to any shred of belief that the Constitutional Republic that the United States of America was founded to be exists in any substantive, tangible, functional form as of this evening.

It’s been gone for quite some time of course, but now the masks are completely off. The curtain has been pulled.

It is perfectly clear for any and all who wish to see that we are now no different from the 3rd-world banana republics we used to look down our noses at their corruption.

We are at least as corrupt as they ever have been.

A national election has been stolen in broad daylight, and any pieces of paper, traditions, agreements, and any other trappings of “civilized society” designed to prevent that from happening have either failed to stop it, or actively encouraged it.

And I have to believe that President Trump was not at all surprised by the cowardice displayed by the SCOTUS this evening – including the betrayal of his three picks for said court.

It is now incredibly, painfully simple. President Donald Trump declares the states of Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia, and perhaps a couple others to be in open insurrection against the United States – and certainly massively defrauding a national election qualifies as insurrection, particularly when foreign companies and likely governments are involved. Or we will all eventually die trying to shoot our way out of the communist hell we just have had imposed on us via this nakedly fraudulent election theft.

We tried the soap box (the TEA Party).

We tried the ballot box (Trump).

We tried the jury box (various courts, culminating with SCOTUS).

There is only one “box” left now.

I, for one, find that degree of clarity to be incredibly energizing.


Gotta Fix You First

Make your bed, then worry about the rest of The World.

While listening to the most-recent installment of the Simple Life podcast (Your Better Life Podcast) I was reminded of several profound, and profoundly simple, things that I had forgotten.

  1. Politics is downstream of Culture, but Culture is downstream of individual choices
  2. The reason the world is a fucked up as it is basically amounts to everyone looking at all the problems of the world and not spending 30-seconds to fix their own shit
  3. Ergo, you gotta fix your own shit before you can talk about anybody else’
  4. And here’s the kicker, you’re never truly done fixing your own shit

My failure to remember these incredibly important Truths have made my re-entry into Life After Vacation a living fucking nightmare these last 2-weeks or so:

  • I’m spending far too much time on screens
  • I’m not reading Scripture or any of my important books (currently Aristotle, looking to move on to some Chaucer and MacIntyre next)
  • I’ve stopped journaling altogether
  • I’m spending way too much money
  • My diet is in the shitter
  • I’ve not exercised
  • I don’t clean the house anymore

Yes indeed, The World is fucked up and it’s shit’s all retarded. There’s the Election Theft fiasco that is still unresolved (though I sense a final resolution is coming soon after the new year is rung-in). There’s the KungFlu Scamdemic that is once again threatening to cripple our economies and our Souls, by choice and not out of necessity. The globalist scum are ramming the #GreatReset up our asses with sandpaper lube and telling us we’ll love it, or else.

Damn near everyone I know is pretty much wallowing in despair, vice, drugs, alcohol, porn, sportsball – and in some cases all of the above – and these are the ones who are presently working.

But the thing is – not a single bit of that fucking matters, at all, if I don’t get my own house in order first.

It’s not selfish, it’s reality. I’m not doing anybody any favors by trying to Fix The Planet when my own shit is as fucked-up as it is today.

Doesn’t mean I slunk off into a cave and mediate for 13-years; doesn’t mean I have to “withdraw from the world”.

But it does mean that I need to spend far, far more time working on my own fucked-up life and a whole lot less obsessing about the latest machinations of TGE’s Crossing of the Rubicon.


Meanwhile, at Trump HQ…




Addendum: This, all of this, every last fucking word of this…

Anthony Pacheco @anthony_hw     an hour ago

All this talk of martial law cracks me up.

I already live under martial law. The State put onerous regulations on our church and expect us to bend over and ask for more. I can’t buy groceries without a mask. My favorite businesses are all closed. I can’t go to the gym. My neighbors stay in their houses, and when they come out, they stay well away from the other neighbors. My vote counts for less than nothing, and the people I grew up with, with a few exceptions, wallow in depression, vice, anxiety, and hedonism.

I live in a society where the well-to-do stay put and have poor people fetch them things, and then have the audacity to brag about it on Social Media. I live in a Secular, Dystopian Nightmare, rules (sic) by people I would not urinate on if they were on fire.

Martial Law under Trump?

Bring it.



Things could be about to get very interesting

I’m left to wonder aloud whether the recent breathless announcement by the CDC of ZOMG SURGE IN KUNGFLU DEATHS!!!!!! will be used by Donaldus Rex, First Of His Line to order a full-on “nationwide lockdown”.

Emperor TwoScoops can then use the relative quiet in the streets to prepare the battlespace and clear the field of any non-combatants before launching his counter-offensive against the DeepState.

Because he made it pretty darn clear last night that he has no intention of surrendering the country to the globalist forces who stole the election from the American people, more especially the 74+ million who ignored the media narratives and voted to re-elect him as POTUS and who, in fact, swept (nominally) his party into power across the country at every level except, if FakeNews is to be believed, his.

He also made it clear that though he expects the various state legislatures and SCOTUS to “do the right thing” with regard to the obvious, in-your-face, not-even-trying-to-hide it electoral fraud we all know happened, he is certainly not relying on them to do so.

Further the Left’s keyboard commandos, feeling more than a little salty these days, seem to be basically Double Dog Dare-ing him to launch. I mean, if you think that Trump is truly a “caged animal” and “desperate”, is that the state you really want him in right now? Have you many experiences with caged or cornered wild animals, kids?

Pride always precedeth The Fall.

Besides, careful what you wish for – I highly doubt that Donaldus Rex is going to be “merciful”, particularly when it comes to the keyboard commandos in FakeNews and BigTech.


Seriously, they’re just trolling us now


In addition to the massive, in-your-face, not-even-trying-to-hide-it theft of the POTUS “election”, Democrats have not given up on The Oldest Trick In The Book – the “Wow, lookie here, a whole bunch of previously ‘uncounted’ ‘ballots!!’” farce…

“Those ballots were apparently mislaid and never counted,” Gordon wrote.

Of the 55 ballots, 11 appear to be from unregistered voters.

My PayPal account is more secure than our allegedly “sacred” “vote”.

28-days, a full fucking 4-weeks, after the election and they’re still “finding” “ballots”. And yet, we’ve seen this show enough times to know exactly how it’s gonna turn out:

The “ballots” will eventually be counted.

The Democrat will eventually be named the “winner”.

It’s Calvinball – all the fucking way down.

We had a good run.


Truth as Speechcrime

Apparently the proper application of Statistics is “disinformation”, or some such bullshit

We all know the old saw about “lies, damn lies, and statistics“, but it’s undeniable that statistics are a legitimate mathematical science that can provide us with extremely useful and helpful information.

Statistics can also be used to demonstrate some inconvenient truths and as such the uttering of such are thusly at times classified as speechcrimes. This is precisely what happened when Johns Hopkins University published an article on the 22nd of November presenting a critical, statistical analysis of “the effect of COVID-19 on U.S. deaths using data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)”. The article was based on a webinar given by Genevieve Briand, assistant program director of the Applied Economics master’s degree program at Hopkins and was a more-or-less pure statistical analysis.

The article was, of course, pulled almost immediately after it hit the streets.


To answer that, why don’t we look at some of the conclusions…

Surprisingly, the deaths of older people stayed the same before and after COVID-19. Since COVID-19 mainly affects the elderly, experts expected an increase in the percentage of deaths in older age groups. However, this increase is not seen from the CDC data. In fact, the percentages of deaths among all age groups remain relatively the same. 

Or how about this…

These data analyses suggest that in contrast to most people’s assumptions, the number of deaths by COVID-19 is not alarming. In fact, it has relatively no effect on deaths in the United States.

And maybe this…

This trend is completely contrary to the pattern observed in all previous years. Interestingly, as depicted in the table below, the total decrease in deaths by other causes almost exactly equals the increase in deaths by COVID-19. This suggests, according to Briand, that the COVID-19 death toll is misleading. Briand believes that deaths due to heart diseases, respiratory diseases, influenza and pneumonia may instead be recategorized as being due to COVID-19. 

Graph depicts the total decrease in deaths by various causes, including COVID-19.

But really, I think it was because of this little gem (emphasis mine)…

The CDC classified all deaths that are related to COVID-19 simply as COVID-19 deaths. Even patients dying from other underlying diseases but are infected with COVID-19 count as COVID-19 deaths. This is likely the main explanation as to why COVID-19 deaths drastically increased while deaths by all other diseases experienced a significant decrease.

You can almost hear “BURN THE WITCH!!!” emanating from CDC headquarters, but there – right. fucking. there. – is the simple truth of the KungFlu scamdemic.

Now, Professor Briand notes that literally anyone can utilize the same data she used (publicly available from the CDC) to replicate her analysis. From what I’ve been able to see nobody has done so – and thus nobody has been able to identify any flaws in Professor Briand’s analysis.

Her work was accurate, as was the reporting by Yanni Gu of JHU.

Accuracy wasn’t the problem.

It blew the lid off the KungFlu #scamdemic and we simply cannot have that in The Land Of The Free in 2020 Year Zero.